We stumbled across a list of some pretty weird, crude and funny horse names that owners tried to register in the UK over the years. Some of the names include Chit Hot, Hugh Janus and Sofa Can Fast.
Leave a comment below with your favourite, or let us know what you would call your horse.
Checkout the full list of names, if you are easily offended it may not be best to click.
BANNED NAMES
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken
Curl One Off
Dick Face
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Monk
Hugh G Dildeaux
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Ima Hoare
Ima Goodlay
Ima P Ness
Ima Rapist
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Threesome
Ivanna Tinkle
Major B Oner
Norfolk Enchants
OilBeefHooked
Pee Nesenvy
Willie Be Hardigan
Spank The Monkey
The Fokker
The Gobbler
Jack Schitt
Amanda Mount
Anita B Jaynow
Anita Bath
Anita Longerman
Anita Mandelay
Anna Reksik
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Are Soles to You
Arfur Foulkesaycke
Ben Derhover
Ben Timover
Betty Swallocks
ACTUAL NAMES
Slippery Dick
Fuchu
Little Knickers
Noble Locks
Big Tits
Finmental
Who Gives A Donald
Passing Wind
Hoof Hearted
Geespot
Dirty Sanchez
Foxy Fanny
Muff Diver
Peony’s Envy
Wear The Fox Hat
Sofa Can Fast
X-RATED BANNED NAMES
Anna Bortion
Betty Phuckzer
Ben N Syder
Ben Jackinoff
Cockney Wanker
Cunnilingus
Cunning Stunt
Cupid Stunt
Curley Pubes
Dick Bush
Dick Cheese
Dick Cumming
Dick Cumoff
Dick Fizintite
Dick Hertz
Dick Hungwell
Dick Gozinya
Dick Lipps
Dick N Cider
Harry Balzitch
Harry Scrote
Hucking Fell
Ima Homeau
Ima Reillycumming
Jack Inoff
Jack Me Off
Neil Anblomee
Neil Enlick
Neil Ensuck
Ohowie Dickter
Pee Ness
Willie Fisterbottom
Anita B Lojob
Anita Blackman
Anita Dick
Anita Hardcock
Anita Pussy
Anita Hanjaab
Anita Hoare
Anita Dickinme
List from swns.com
